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spinguine

A cross between spaghetti and linguine. Thinner than spaghetti but not so thin as linguine. I just had a very tasty spinguine bolognese for lunch; now I'm going to get a frappuccino to round things off.

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Pi Day

In Europe, this day is celebrated on 22nd July. Pi used to be calculated in Ancient Greece as a fraction loosely calculated as 22/7. Hey Joe, are you going to be having Pizza Pie or Apple Pie to...

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Webiste

This neologism started off life as a typo but I believe it deserves a better fate. Webiste claims 930,000 Google hits in April, 2007 which means that it now deserves to be taken seriously. The meaning...

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math

It's all about numbers. Easy math is about numbers 3+3=6. Advanced math is about letters a+b=c.

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Shpereicfic

Shaped like a Potato. Potato-shaped. i) That guest-lecturer we had in last week was rather Shpereicfic.ii) "Potatoes, Shmotatoes." "True, but anything with a Shpereicfic shape gets my vote!"

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Webiste

Website-ophile. A lover of websites. i) My new webdesigner is a real webiste. It's seriously helpful having such a good pro on board.ii) Some sites are quite plain and simple, but to understand some...

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accountabilabuddy

When you get into some sort of trouble and need someone to form a spurious alibi you need an accountabilabuddy. I was late for the WI meeting yet again! Fortunately, my accountabilabuddy, Hattie, came...

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worker

Someone who arrives late, leaves early and does as little as possible in between. Peterson is a most annoying worker. He shows up at 10, leaves at 4 and takes a 2-hour lunchbreak.

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half a crown

£2.50 Two Pounds and Fifty pence in modern parlance. In 'old money' 2/6 two shillings and sixpence = twelve-and-a-half 'p', but with the rise of inflation, half a crown has more of a resonance with...

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baker's hundred

a baker's hundred is 110 or $110 or £110. The decorator asked me for a ton but I gave him a baker's hundred as I could see he'd done a really good job!

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blue wave

The meaning of this term defines a state where everyone in the world is gradually being sent information about a website (or other) in an amazing rollercoaster effect. One person sends a weblink or...

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